Unleash the Power of Monstrous Mayhem Beer Lotion

Invigorate with the Bold Orange Acreage Fragrance

The other day I tried my hand at a shrinking potion. With all the dangerous creatures skulking about I couldn’t just sit by and do nothing. I mean just yesterday a dragon set my cottage on fire! Anyway, I accidently got some on my hand while mixing and I did NOT shrink. I did however end up with sneezes capable of hurricane force winds. NOT GOOD! Somehow the “potion” turned itself into hockey puck like soaps. I’ve never been so clean in all my life... only downside is I can never sneeze again.

Unleash the Magic of Monstrous Mayhem: An Orange Acreage Escape

Picture this: after a day of conquering mythical challenges and weaving spells, you seek a moment of grounding indulgence. You reach for the Monstrous Mayhem Beer Soap in Orange Acreage. As the bar meets your skin, a rich, creamy lather envelops you, releasing the complex, earthy aroma of cedarwood and patchouli, brightened by warm amber and the sweet zest of orange. This isn't just a cleansing ritual; it's a transformative experience that refreshes your spirit and invigorates your senses. Crafted by Soap Witch Crafts, this artisanal soap turns your bath into an enchanted woodland escape.

Key Benefits:

• Luxurious Lather: The beer-infused formula produces a rich, creamy lather that enhances the cleansing experience.
• Moisturizing Properties: Beer is known for its skin-loving benefits, gently cleansing while nourishing the skin without drying it out.
• Aromatic Indulgence: The Orange Acreage fragrance is a magical blend of earthy cedarwood, rich patchouli, warm amber, and sweet orange, creating a scent that is grounding, uplifting, and completely captivating.
• Artisanal Craftsmanship: Handmade with care, each bar is a unique creation, making it a thoughtful gift for yourself or others.
• Enchanting Impact: Transform mundane moments into magical rituals, leaving you feeling pampered, refreshed, and ready to conquer the day (or night).

How to Use:

1. Wet: Begin by thoroughly wetting your skin with warm water.
2. Lather: Rub the bar between your hands or onto a loofah to create a rich, creamy lather.
3. Cleanse: Gently massage the lather over your body, immersing yourself in the earthy and citrusy Orange Acreage aroma.
4. Rinse: Wash off thoroughly with water, leaving your skin feeling refreshed and moisturized.
5. Store: To extend the life of your soap, place it on a draining soap dish or stand it on its side, away from direct water streams.

Elevate your cleansing ritual with the Monstrous Mayhem Beer Soap in Orange Acreage. Let the enchanting blend of beer's nourishing properties and the complex aroma of cedarwood, patchouli, amber, and sweet orange transport you to a magical woodland haven.

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Ingredients

Olive Oil Pomace, Beer, Sustainable Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Yogurt, Mica Colorants and Cedarwood, Patchouli, Amber and Sweet Orange Essential Oils 

*This listing is for one 5 oz bar. Size is a slight approximation since each bar is hand cut

Disclaimer

**This product contains essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.