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Here in Witchdom all gourdes wish they were pumpkins (yes they do). The ones that turn out to be watermelons are particularly surly (we're not sure why). Interestingly enough when a super surly person eats one or drinks the juice they become pleasant (the excess surliness must cancel itself out). If you're feeling particularity grumpy getchu you a bar today. Turn that frown upside down. 🙃
Step into your daily cleansing ritual, ready to indulge in a burst of tropical refreshment with a playful twist. As you reach for the Grumbling Gourd Aloe Vera Bar Soap, the juicy sweetness of watermelon blends perfectly with the creamy, exotic richness of coconut, creating a scent that’s both refreshing and utterly delightful. Crafted by Soap Witch Crafts, this handmade treasure transforms your bath into a vibrant, tropical escape, leaving your skin refreshed, soft, and glowing.
Transform your daily cleansing ritual into a lively tropical adventure with the Grumbling Gourd Aloe Vera Bar Soap. Let the playful blend of Watermelon Coconut pamper your senses while leaving your skin soft, glowing, and beautifully refreshed.
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Olive Oil Pomace, Aloe Vera Juice, Sustainable Palm Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Yogurt, Mica Colorants and Watermelon and Coconut Creme Fragrance Oils
*This listing is for one 4.5-5 oz bar. Size is a slight approximation since each bar is hand cut
**This product contains essential or fragrance oils, which could cause reactions within those who have skin sensitivities. Individual results may vary depending on skin type, sensitivity, age, and skincare history. Please check the ingredient list for any potential allergens or known sensitivities. If any reactions occur, please discontinue use immediately.

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How do I care for my item? We recommend cold wash and air drying for most pieces. Always check product-specific care instructions.
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