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For the goth moms who need their drinks as cold as their aesthetic—keep your beverages chilled and your hands dry with this exclusive neoprene can koozie featuring our signature Goth Mom doom logo.
This durable neoprene can sleeve is both practical and stylish, insulating your 12 oz cans from heat while preventing condensation from dripping all over your hands (or your dark wardrobe). The premium neoprene material keeps drinks refreshingly cold whether you're at a backyard gathering, relaxing after bedtime, or just trying to survive another Tuesday. Our exclusive Goth Mom doom logo—available only through our shop—adds a touch of dark humor to your beverage of choice, making even the most mundane drink feel a little more you.
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Whether you're a seasoned goth mom juggling kids and chaos or just someone who appreciates dark humor with their beverages, this koozie is a small but mighty addition to your daily routine. It's perfect for backyard hangouts, park playdates, or those precious moments of peace when you finally get to sit down with a cold drink. Plus, by choosing reusable over disposable, you're doing a solid for the environment—one beverage at a time.
Perfect for goth moms, alternative parents, anyone with a dark sense of humor, or beverage enthusiasts who want to keep it cool in every sense. Makes a fun gift for baby showers, Mother's Day, housewarmings, or your favorite caffeine-and-beverage-dependent friend.
