Dark humor meets goth girl realness in the All My Plants Are Dead Tank by Murder Apparel. This sarcastic staple is made for the moody plant parent whose greenery couldn’t survive their shadowy aesthetic. With a bold statement and fitted cut, it’s perfect for layering, lounging, or letting the world know your gardening days are over.

Whether you’re embracing the void or just skipping the watering can, this tank keeps your style dark and tongue-in-cheek.

Details:

• Women’s fit – flattering and slightly fitted
• Runs small – please refer to size guide before ordering
• Pre-shrunk – holds its shape through every dark ritual (or laundry day)

A must-have for alternative wardrobes, goth green thumbs, or anyone who kills houseplants... with style.