{"product_id":"morbidly-inclined-xl-brim-floppy-sun-hat","title":"Morbidly Inclined XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFor those naturally drawn to shade, cemeteries, and dramatic accessories.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Morbidly Inclined XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat brings funeral-core humor, oversized shade, and Witchwood Bags gothic attitude into a sun hat made for outdoor styling that refuses to look cheerful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“Morbidly Inclined” message gives the hat dark personality and cemetery-adjacent charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eXL wide floppy brim creates dramatic shade coverage and strong visual movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGothic sun-hat styling works for beach days, festivals, vacations, and spooky outdoor looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strength of this hat is the confession. It says exactly what kind of person is wearing it: someone who can survive daylight, but will not be emotionally supportive of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially strong for customers who want goth summer accessories, cemetery humor, dark beachwear, or a sun hat with enough personality to carry the outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShaded, morbid, and theatrically self-aware, with enough brim drama to make the whole look feel more committed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere to Wear \/ Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for beach days, cemetery walks, outdoor markets, festivals, vacations, Halloween season, or poolside goth styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with black swimwear, lace coverups, coffin jewelry, oversized sunglasses, platform sandals, or a long black kimono.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe XL floppy brim creates a larger sun-hat silhouette with more shade and movement than a standard brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe floppy sun-hat construction gives the piece a flexible, casual feel with embroidered gothic statement detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Touch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a phase. A natural inclination.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49319480033473,"sku":"sku-44661330936036","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4995\/9873\/files\/IMG_5353_8b04303b-2bce-46b8-ab90-fe7016e33e23.jpg?v=1748987243","url":"https:\/\/www.agothicuniverse.com\/products\/morbidly-inclined-xl-brim-floppy-sun-hat","provider":"A Gothic Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}