{"product_id":"im-only-here-to-establish-my-alibi-embroidered-dad-hat","title":"I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi Embroidered Dad Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSuspiciously casual. Legally useful.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi Embroidered Dad Hat brings true-crime humor, Witchwood Bags attitude, and casual gothic wearability into a cap made for the delightfully suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“I'm Only Here To Establish My Alibi” embroidery adds dark humor, true-crime energy, and mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDad hat silhouette keeps the look casual, wearable, and easy to style\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEmbroidered finish gives the front text a clean, textured look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strength of this hat is the joke. It is deadpan, suspicious, and perfect for customers who like their accessories funny enough to start a conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially strong for casual goth outfits, true-crime fans, concerts, festivals, spooky markets, and errands that require plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCasual, shady, and stitched with an excuse, with enough dark humor to make the whole outfit feel questionably documented.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere to Wear \/ Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for errands, coffee runs, concerts, festivals, spooky markets, true-crime nights, or casual gothic styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with black denim, oversized tees, hoodies, platform sneakers, leather jackets, sunglasses, or silver jewelry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dad hat silhouette is made for relaxed everyday wear and easy casual styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbroidered detail gives the front text a clean textured finish while keeping the cap simple, wearable, and street-ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Touch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot guilty. Just prepared.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49276041855169,"sku":"sku-45427128434916","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4995\/9873\/files\/FullSizeRender_83e66ea9-1e69-487e-90f3-99ef06b59a70.jpg?v=1756248211","url":"https:\/\/www.agothicuniverse.com\/products\/im-only-here-to-establish-my-alibi-embroidered-dad-hat","provider":"A Gothic Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}