{"product_id":"floppy-sun-hat-xl-brim-allergic-to-sun","title":"Allergic to Sun XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFor the pale, the dramatic, and the spiritually unavailable to daylight.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Allergic to Sun XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat brings goth summer humor into a wide, floppy statement hat made for shade, poolside sarcasm, and anyone who treats sunlight like a personal attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“Allergic to Sun” message gives the hat instant goth summer personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eXL floppy brim creates dramatic coverage for outdoor styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLightweight sun-hat attitude works for beach days, festivals, and daytime survival\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reason this hat works is accuracy. Some people love the sun. Others tolerate it only with a wide brim and a dark sense of humor. This hat is for the second group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially strong for customers who want alt beachwear, goth poolside styling, vacation accessories, or a sun hat that understands their relationship with daylight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShady, sarcastic, and dramatically practical, with enough brim to make daylight slightly less offensive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere to Wear \/ Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for beach days, poolside lounging, festivals, vacations, outdoor markets, goth summer outfits, or running errands under protest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with black swimwear, oversized sunglasses, mesh coverups, platform sandals, dark lipstick, or an iced coffee held like a shield.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe XL floppy brim gives the hat a larger sun-shade profile with more drama and visual movement than a standard brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe floppy sun-hat construction gives the piece a casual flexible feel built for outdoor statement styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Touch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot avoiding the sun. Maintaining boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50228917567681,"sku":"sku-48172069421284","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4995\/9873\/files\/IMG_8805.jpg?v=1778821536","url":"https:\/\/www.agothicuniverse.com\/products\/floppy-sun-hat-xl-brim-allergic-to-sun","provider":"A Gothic Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}