{"product_id":"dead-inside-floppy-sun-hat-xl-brim-gothic-beach-hat","title":"Dead Inside XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eEmotionally unavailable, physically shaded.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dead Inside XL Brim Floppy Sun Hat brings dark humor, oversized shade, and Witchwood Bags attitude into a gothic beach hat made for anyone who can go outside without pretending to enjoy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“Dead Inside” message adds blunt goth humor and emotionally vacant charm\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eXL floppy brim creates dramatic shade coverage with strong visual movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGothic beach hat styling works for poolside looks, festivals, vacations, and spooky summer outfits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strength of this hat is the accuracy. It gives the wearer dramatic sun coverage and an emotional disclaimer in one easy accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially strong for customers who want funny goth beachwear, dark summer accessories, poolside sarcasm, or a hat that says what their face already implied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShaded, deadpan, and beautifully hollow, with enough oversized brim energy to make dissociation look styled.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere to Wear \/ Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for beach days, poolside lounging, vacations, festivals, outdoor markets, concerts, or goth summer outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with black swimwear, oversized sunglasses, mesh coverups, platform sandals, dark lipstick, or a drink large enough to count as emotional support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe XL floppy brim creates a larger sun-hat silhouette with more shade and movement than a standard brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe floppy sun-hat construction gives the piece a flexible, casual feel with bold dark humor made for outdoor styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Touch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDead inside. Well accessorized outside.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49276008300737,"sku":"sku-45403310817508","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4995\/9873\/files\/FullSizeRender_2764a76f-08c1-453c-a6eb-3032937f3672.jpg?v=1756248368","url":"https:\/\/www.agothicuniverse.com\/products\/dead-inside-floppy-sun-hat-xl-brim-gothic-beach-hat","provider":"A Gothic Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}