{"product_id":"allegedly-embroidered-dad-hat","title":"Allegedly Embroidered Dad Hat","description":"\u003ch3\u003eFor legal reasons, the outfit is allegedly iconic.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Allegedly Embroidered Dad Hat brings dark humor, plausible deniability, and casual Witchwood Bags attitude into an easy everyday cap made for suspicious errands and low-effort goth outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e“Allegedly” embroidery adds sarcastic true-crime-adjacent humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDad hat silhouette keeps the look casual, comfortable, and easy to style\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eReady-to-ship accessory works for everyday alt outfits and bad hair days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe strength of this hat is the one-word delivery. It says enough to make people laugh, side-eye, or ask questions—without admitting to anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is especially strong for customers who love dark humor, true crime energy, casual goth caps, and accessories that sound like they have a lawyer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Experience\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCasual, suspicious, and perfectly evasive, with enough embroidered attitude to make the whole look more questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhere to Wear \/ Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for errands, coffee runs, festivals, casual goth outfits, road trips, bad hair days, or any situation requiring plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with oversized tees, black denim, hoodies, sneakers, combat boots, sunglasses, or a face that says nothing happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dad hat silhouette is made for relaxed everyday wear and easy casual styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbroidered construction gives the front text a clean textured finish while keeping the hat simple and wearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFinal Touch\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot guilty. Allegedly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witchwood Bags","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50228833878209,"sku":"sku-46823519846628","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/4995\/9873\/files\/IMG_3583.jpg?v=1778821350","url":"https:\/\/www.agothicuniverse.com\/products\/allegedly-embroidered-dad-hat","provider":"A Gothic Universe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}